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a big thank you & congratulations to all the winners!


Our Eggtastic Easter giveaway wrapped up a week ago after receiving a phenomenal number of entries on Twitter! & featuring on our Facebook and Instagram pages.

A big Thank you! to everyone who took the time to Share, Like, Follow and Enter our first Easter competition and massive Congratulations to all the winners!

We enjoyed it so much that we've been egged on to plan our next big giveaway so stay tuned to our Social media pages for updates!..


Kelly Hirst

Angharad Stockwell

David McNicol

Lynn Doe

Elysia Benn



Vicki Parsons

Stephen Parsons

Lucy Zelazowski

Ease the pressure with funny avocado's crazy socks

A hard day at the office might not seem as taxing when you know you've got the support of your favourite fried egg socks underneath your boring old workwear.

We offer a good selection of weird and wonderful hosiery from socks with priests on for ecclesiastical tastes to ones that help you strut your stuff by making it look like you've got chickens feet.

We're big fans of the Strange and unusual and if you are too then chances are you'll want just about everything in store!

We're a great option for Christmas as we offer Free delivery in the UK and we're the perfect choice if your looking for something just that little bit different.

Bag yourself some weird today from our online shop or Ebay store.


I's easy to fall into the trap of giving crap gifts that people don't want but a well thought out present can go a long way. 

To find the right gift, certain aspects about your loved ones should first be considered. What are some of their hobbies and interests? Not sure? Ask around.

Avoid falling into the trap of giving gifts you'd like to receive yourself. That Transformers bathrobe on Amazon is Hella! But is it an appropriate gift for your Sister-In-Law?

In a world where you can source just about anything your crazy brain conjures up it can be difficult to know where to start, we recommend doing some investigative research both locally and online so that you can bookmark some cool places like Funny Avocado for later.

That way when your playwright obsessed Sister-In-Law receives a pair of Shakespeare socks for Christmas instead of the 80's cosplay you had in mind, she'll love you forever!

Happy shopping!

Pst! Dont forget to add us to your Bookmarked sites for later.

Rachel x Has launched!


Our brand new website has arrived with a new look guacamole style, we're hotter than a habanero baby! 

If You loved 'Fun favours' for our cool Novelty gifts and silly stuff then don't panic its all still here! From funny sashes to ridiculous socks, we've still got it covered!

We offer free 2nd class delivery in the UK & we ship worldwide, we also hand check each product for perfection before dispatch so quality is guaranteed.

Whether your looking for the perfect birthday gift or for something to make you stand out from the crowd we're confident we can help.

Don't forget to Like and Follow our Social Media pages at the top of the page to keep up with our new products and developments as they happen.

Happy Shopping!

The Funny Avocado team x

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